September 2012
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Yusss. Just made myself the most delicious sloppy joes. Mushrooms, tomatoes, onions, lean beef, tasty sauce things, and BAM. Happy belly.
August 2012
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The only time I wear a bra is when the company I keep can’t seem to handle through the shirt nipple action. It’s a nipple. Everyone has them. I don’t really give a fuck if you see mine standing at attention.
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
cumanana:
jephry:
if someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool of lemon juice how long do you think it would take them to die
jesus
what circle of dante’s inferno did you crawl out of
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Did you know?
everyjoyitbrings:
collectivecrack:
White American males constitute only 33% of the population. Yet, they occupy approximately:
80% of tenured positions in higher education
80% of the House of Representatives
80-85% of the U.S. Senate
92%of Forbes 400 executive CEO-level positions
90% of athletic team owners
97.7% of U.S. presidents
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I wanna know what people assume about me because...
catnus:
Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.
Anon is on for this!
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blaqkwidow:
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”
because i need money
what do you want me to say omfg
I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
“Femininity is depicted as weakness, the sapping of strength, yet masculinity is...”
– Gwen Sharp in Policing Mascuility in Slim Jim’s “Spice Loss” Ads (via biraciallyinsensitive)
Boom.
(via alzarafah) Shots have been fired. Go collect the bodies. (via bad-dominicana)
The best: Things that endanger men’s lives or just generally sap their will to live, according to the ads:
...
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Watchsade:
my body almost can’t handle frank ocean performing live
Agreed. Wholeheartedly.
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I’m watching Golden Girls right now because I’m too lazy to get up and turn to another channel.
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growingobsession:
adrawingforgemma:
...
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sherlockian-of-the-shire:
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
and never speak the entire time
Tumblr Gets Deep
allofmystupids:
misha-bawlins:
toothyhalcyon:
SNAKES ARE JUST TAILS WITH FACES
Me after every conversation: why the fuck did I say that
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jhenne-bean:
n-harris:
do you think about how shippable you and your best friend would be if your life were a tv show
Every day.
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“You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger”
– Buddha (via kill-your-masters)
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